me, myself n someone

doh lamer aku dok meng'updet' blog aku nih...2, 3 menjok nih stail tadok maser nok updet blog ni, tapi malang nih aku speng sket maser aku ntuk tulih something dalang blog ni..aku dok sure ader orang bulih pahang ke dok aper yang aku nok tulih nih...aku nok ngaruk dalang slang ganu nih..memang aku dokleh nok uboh cakak aku nih..sapa tulih pong dalang ganu..bukangnyer aku nok bangga aku nih orang ganu..et least aku kabo ganer benornyer aku nih..hahhaha kadang2 tuh susoh gok aku nok cakak slang luor memang stail capur aduk gok ganer2 pong..doh memang stail aku gini doh..nok wak gane agih..anyway aku tra gok aa sket2 cakak luor..bulih aa sket2 kut..ke guaner?? dok ahu aa aku..tapi nasib baik saing2 aku bulih pahang gok mende aku nok kabo, kira bereh aa gitu..huhuhu
weih mendela aku ngaruk nih..benornyer aku ader mende laing hok aku nok kabo nih..emm aku sajerla letok tajuk datah nuh 'me,myself n someone', kalu ader orang hok rase panda nok teke naper hok aku nok kabo nih..kire bise dok oh aa orang tuh..rase gok aku nok tulih dalang english nih..ye la dok, dohla duk sini doh, tapi dok reti2 stabok nok cakak english...base dia doh,doh main duk cakak base kite jer hari2..hehehe nok bise lagu maner..
mari sining gok aku nok citer sket..le ning duk sibuk sket aa nge nok oral (ujiang lisang) tadok wak mende sangak doh le ning..duk bace repok hok kene wak time prektikel dulu..sakek pale jugokla nok bace..stail bace buku jaroh maser koloh..boring tuh dok soh katerla..memang dok leh nok kabola ganer rase boring nok bace seme2 nih, dok tuh nok wak gane agih, dok bace kang dok leh nok jawak time kene oral kekgi..kene tebeng jugok la bace repok tuh..orang kater nok tak mboh tu kene jugok..biyarlah sekse le ning, jangang sekse esok2..stail mok aku pesang kakku la plok..ehehehe orang tuwe kang base dia doh, kiter beringak lah sokmo2 dok..kiter dang tuwe2 kekgi pong gituh la jugok..pesang ke anok2 suruh beringak sokmo!!!
tapi kang..oral2 pong stail wak rilek gok..doh stail gini doh sejok mule agih..dok beruboh2 jugok, wak kije lah2 minet okmo..janji pah pekse doh, tapi oral nih laing macang sket, dok macang nok jawak atah khetah jawapang, ikuk sedak muluk aa nok jawak gane..dohla assessor pong ikuk sedak dia gok nok tanyer mende...kene hok jenih giler ket, mapuh la nok jawak gane..maing duk garu2 pale la..sengih2..wak muker dok saloh..mate jadi kuyu meto..hahaha
nasib baik aa assessor sining dok jenih ganah..baik2 belake,banyokla jugok ajor..biar dokleh nok jawak pong..dok kesoh lasung..pah tuh ye kabo la jawapang untuk soalang2 hok kiter dok leh jawak tuh..bereh lalu aa tapi kalu stail dok tahu lasung nok jawak..tuh memang kene juper sekali agih aa...dakpe agih tuh kene juper 2,3 kali pon dakper..mudoh ket nok jawak maser oral benor kekgi..assessor sining stail wi semangak nok jawak oral..lagu maner nok jawak..adak2 nok oral..kalu blank nok wak ganer..pendek kater beh la dok sere takuk aa nok oral nih..cumer dok reti nok speking laju la..stail sengguk2 jugok la english..hahaha nasib baik aa orang2 sining pahang nge keadaang kiter nih..tapi cekak kiter nok jadi gitu okmo dok..dok sedak la..kurang2 bulih sket2 jadilah..ye pahang kiter pong pahang..dok stail ayang nge itik la..kadang2 jer la jadi stail gitu..letih nok terang dalang english..peloh jeruk abih..sejuk2 le ning pon bulih peloh..
emmm...dok lamer agih nih nok pose doh ni..guaner citer la pose sining nih..guaner kire dok ahula, buker tuh dok kesoh sangak..nok nyahur tuh,doh la stail makang kak dewang makang (dining hall)..dewang makang sining bukangnyer stail koloh mule..seme orang pose dakpela..senang cerita ket..sining tahu2 la dok..hok pose nyer dok sapa pon dalang 30 orang bakali..kena plok hok jenih pose 'yuk yuk, bangung pagi buke puyuk'...dok kire lah tuh gane2 pong kiter tengok jer lah dok..panda2 la orang kije kak dewang makang tuh ngejah dok..ye tahu kot guaner nok ejah tuh..tapi kang pose kekgi dok berase sangak aku rase..le ning maser koho awal lok..buke pose pong awal, sahur lambat..jangang tebeng gi nyahur time orang makang pagi doh la..ader gok hok jenih wak rilek kang gi makang sekali..dok sedor dakper kot..hehe
lepah pose nok rayer plok..nyaknye angak tahung nih..kene rayer tepak orang agih..2 tahung lepah kene doh..nok wak guaner dok, saper suruh mari ngaji jauh2 nih..nok tak mboh kene redohla kuk2 maner pong..sekali sekale dok ke guaner?? aku duk rase rayer tahung nih stail dok rayer lah maner, sebaknyer oral hok benor doh dekak dok oh doh tuh..dok tahu guaner citer kekgi..mitok2 dang la rase rayer kejak..bulih rase sari dua pong ok doh..janji bulih la rase raye tuh sket2..dok rase plok lemang, rendang, tupak, nasik kapik, nasik dagang, tapey, macang2 agih la kueh rayer laing..huhuhu biar lah tuh...tengok dalang gambor dohla..hehehehe
hmmm....mende agih nih aku nok ngaruk agih ni..aku duk rase la kang le nih, hok aku tulih nih tadok kaitang lasung nge tajuk hok aku tulih datah nung..hahahaha biyar gi aa..panda2 la saper2 hok nok bace bende aku tulih nih..saper dok pahang, bulih tanyer aku..aku bulih kabo gaper makner ye..bereh okmo tadok ha..bulih tulong nok ajor sket2..

Will u marry me???

'Advantage of Having An Engineer Boypren'

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a respectable,
stable job that gives him
high income to own a car, invest, have a
comfortable life, and get married
and buy a house too. Law graduates are still
working as a lowly apprentice
in law firm, most management graduates have
just failed on their first
business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the
medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers strain
really really hard to understand
their work. You can believe that they will try
really really hard to
understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they
believe that you are the one. So even if they
don't understand you
initially, they will keep on trying. Even if
they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep
you happy (e.g. buy diamond
ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once
they find out the secret
formula, they will just keep on repeating it so
that the desired results
appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
you, the Management graduate
who will try to control your spending, the Arts
graduate who will 'change
major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you
know what, it's really so easy to make
engineers
believe that you are the
'one'. Say that you like one of their projects
and they will be hooked to
you forever.-

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust.

Let me first tell you
what is wrong with the rest of the others - the
lawyers will lie about
everything, management graduates will cheat
your
money, the arts graduate
will flirt, and you probably just look like
another cadaver to the medical
school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is
either too busy to have an
affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to
lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
that you will ever find
-rich enough, will keep on trying to understand
and please you, has no
time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So
girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

so aku amik benda nih kat buletin board kat dlm frenster..yg dipost oleh willfred..member lamer aku..thanks mate..engineers best..muahahhahahaha

The Customs House

 


The Customs House...a place to watch movie..mcm panggung wayang la..tapi kat custom house nih..ader mcm2 bukan setakat ader panggung wayang jer like bar, cafe, toilet, car park,hahaha time nih kitaorg tgh2 nak carik kije ntuk isi masa lapang di masa cuti..tapi rezki tader kije xdpt spai sek ni..haaha oral is more important than everything..so singgah kat sini jap..aku gi beli tiket ntuk tgk cter King Arthur..bulihla cte tuh..janji dpt tgk keira knightley..huahahahahaha kebetulan tuh sempat jugak amik gambo kjp...kuikuikui at least ader gak gambo kat depan cutoms house nih..nice n beautifuul place ntuk lepak2..but don't go during winter..

a place to shop..!!

 

ASDA...a place to shop..normally aku gi asda nih biler sumber makanan like sekut nyior,jaffa cake,choco roll..dah abih,banyak lagi choice lain bulih beli tapi aku suka makan benda2 nih jer..sedap sehingga menjilat anak jari..btol ke tak ni?? tipoo ni!!!
ari mggu ramai jugak org dtg ASDA ni..maybe brg2 kat sini murah skit kut..ntahla nak kater murah murah lagi mydin kat malaysia...huhu statue kat depan asda ni aku tak ingat aper nyer description about this statue...nanti aku check balik aper dia

aku dan kapten

 


hehe..cuming again to update my blog..actually aku tengah boring tahap dewa dah ni..dunno why this happen to me..malam ni aku baru jer lepas menang bid2 kat ebay..dah takder keje tuh la keje aku...bid2,main game,bukan nyer nak nak prepare ntuk oral kamis nih...isk isk tahu mak aku tentu dia bengkek giler nih..hikhikhik emmm lupa lak,tersengih kambing lak aku kat dlm gambo ni..actually time nih ader game la skit kat kpl dulu..sempena 31 ogos thn lps..so aku main arm wrestling..sajer2 la kan..duk kat kpl nak wat aper agih..kaloo tak pandai hepi2 kan diri sendiri,saper lagi yg nak hepi2 kan diri anda..ntah caner ader lak skit mlm tuh dpt la johan dlm arm wrestling nih..tapi yg sedey nye lenguh abih lengan aku..aderla dlm seminggu gak..nak mkn pun terketar2 tgn..nasib baik 2nd engineer aku nih jenih ok..dia bg kije yg ringan2 jer..mekaseh 2nd..jasa mu dikenang,hehhee yg baju biru nih kapten kpl ni..okla dia nih sempoi gak..kapten nih selamba jer duk lepak2 dlm bilik kedet..1st time kapten masuk lepak2..siap pinjam cd agi,emm dah letey dh naip nih..so lain kali aku update agih mybuttercup ni..

workshop n tree

 


nampak hepi jer seme orang..emm yang nih time break jap..nak kater kejap tuh taderla kejap sgt lama la jugak, aderla dlm 1 jam..mr robinson pon tak kesah,dia pon jenih 'wayang' gak takleh nak buat aperla kan...time ni last week workshop nih,ajoey sempat bawak kamera dia..so aper agih ambik kesempatan yg aderla..amik gambo bersama2 pokok besar kat belakang tuh..letih jugak workshop nih,yela dah lama tak main2 nge machinery nih..so kepala otak takleh nak tune sangat..sbb tuh sorg2 nampak cam dah tak berapa betol...ekkekekeekk so far everybody done so well,no casualties found,no injuries..projek tak siap aderla..hikhikhik emm ntahla

ceria ceria kan diri anda

 


11 november 1999...hari ni pon kira antara ari last kat sekolah...emmm ni hari jumaat lepas checking,last checking kat hostel..senang hati seme..sbb dh takyah nak kemas bilik,cuci tandas,buang sampah etc..seme kena buat sendiri takpon suruh junior buat..dh duk sekali nge junior satu bilik..aper lagi inilah maser dia ntuk berbaik2 nge junior..bukan buli,cuma melatih diaorg jadi rajin,jgn jadi macam kitaorg nih...perangai pon dh nak macam hantu raya..hehe dh la nih aku pon tak tahu dh nak tulih aper lagi...

last formal assembly

 


dah lama aku tak meng'update' blog nih.. makin byk lak kije aku last2 ni..so today i got some time to spend with my stuff here..nak dijadikan citer nyer..gambo ni time last assembly form 5,tgk tarikh la..181199 seme nanampak hepi sbb dh nak abih sekolah katakan..emm sekarang dah lama tak jupe bdk2 ni seme..ntah aper jadi tak tahula..tapi still ader lagi yg bulih kontek..ta least ader la jugak kan..kalu tak silap aku time nih dh dekat nak spm dh ni..tu yg bertambah hepi sorg2 tuh..aku tak nampak sgt dlm gambar ni..duk kat belakang..saper bulih cari aku kat dlm gambo ni..aku bg duit raya thn ni..huahuahauhahhaha

checking jumaat

 


back to school time...huhu besh besh!!!! emm ari nih checking ari jumaat kot..tu seme bdk2 kena beratur tuh..sambil dgr ceramah kebersihan mingguan dari warden...wawawawa tapi sekor2 buat bodo jerrr..tak patut ekekekek aku rasa time seme dok kaver muka sebab nak amik gambo kan..okla nih at least cuci la skit dorm tuh..kalu tak dh tak ruper dorm la..yang besh nyer time nih tayah mandi pon taper dooo warden tak cek kebersihan diri..dia cek kebersihan dorm jer..sedey2 tu pasal sampai sek aku nih malas nak mandi skit..sejook maa,kat umah pon sama daa,nak tahu selanjutnyer tanyer mak aku...my sweet mummy muahhhh,weih mende nih piyang,natang ngoh ngarut..baghambang

bintang walk and shisa...

 


yang nih aku tak berapa sure biler tarikh sebetul2 nyer...jeng sunggoh dh byk luper nih,dh kena penangan cuti lama2 la ni..demn ngoh..so time nih pekena sisha kat bukit bintang (bintang walk) kat kedai org arab ke aper ntah..tak kisahla bangsa aper janji dpt isap shisa nihh..layan tuh nak mkn mahal doo...tu yang byk jer botol air kat atas meja tuh..tak berapa mampu nak makan kat sini..balik hotel makan kat kedai daun pisang lagi bessh...kat saner pon ader shisa gakk..ni yang third and last time lepak kat sini...then gi isap shisa kat kedai daun pisang jerr...bajet maaa

breakfast at kedai mamak

 


tak silap aku time nih sebelum gi wat short course kat janda baik,hehe breakfast kat kedai mamak kat hotel katari...aku tak cukup tido agih ni..baru samapi awal pg..duk lepak2 nge bdk2 nih terus gi breakfast...tgkla sekor2 tuh seme heavy breakfast..uihhh lamer nyer tak mkn nasi lemak nge roti canai mamak,kena lak nge tea tarik mamak...mak aihh bes sunggoh la..rasa sempurna jer suasana pagi...wuaahhahahahaha